Denny's Diner

Happy National Puppy Day! Time to shop for your new best friend! But if you’re too busy or if money is tight, might we suggest getting a pancake puppy instead? They’re easier to take care of and if you get hungry, you can eat them without legal consequences. 

DISCLAIMER: Pancake Puppies look nothing like the image above. That would be wrong.

“I was just tending to my crops when a beam of light pulled me into the mother-ship! They did things to me, man. Horribly delicious Denny’s-related things. All-in-all, I’d say it was the best abduction I’ve ever been a part of…”

 - Jimmy Spatz, Plattsmouth, Nebraska

Bacon doesn’t grow on trees, people! Unless of course you grow a bacon tree, which is the perfect idea for the first day of Spring!

Ah, the power of breakfast! With it, this cat can out-trot anyone on the globe.

Breakfast Ball is a great game with deep seeded roots in American culture. Wanna learn how to play? It’s simple AND fun!

Breakfast Ball is played with two teams consisting of five players each. Teams compete to throw a ball through their opponents Breakfast hoops or in layman’s terms, mouths. The ball, comprised of every item on a Denny’s menu, is moved up and down the court utilizing various passes. Unlike basketball, dribbling is useless since instead of bouncing, the breakfast ball tends to hit the ground with a satisfying squish every time it’s dropped. A player scores when they successfully force a member of the opposing team to take a delicious flavorful bite of the ball. Each bite is 2-points. The game ends when the ball is gone. Points are tallied and victors are named. But let’s be honest, with a game as deliciously fast-paced as breakfast ball, even the losers are winners.

Yes, the Super Bird is a delicious sandwich at Denny’s. But it’s also a super hero. And he means business. Bird business.

It’s a wild, out-of-this-world-and-out-of-regular-sanity adventure! For all ages!

~*~FRIENDSHIP~*~

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All about dem cakes.

Me: mom i'm really excited to tour colleges tomorrow
Mom: me too we can go to dennys for dinner if you want
*tomorrow*
Me: *wakes up* i want dennys
Me: *on the way to colleges* i want dennys
Me: *tours colleges*
Tour Guide: so what do you wanna major in
Me: dennys
Tour Guide:
Me:
Tour Guide:
Me:
Tour Guide:
Me: i mean graphic design

Suggested baby names:
Pancake
Denny

(Source: blog.dennys.com)

matterfly:

My milkshake brings all the boys to Denny’s

and they’re like “wow this is a quality meal at a really affordable price"

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(Source: blog.dennys.com)

doctorinapolicebox:

my new way of flirting: “you know, Denny’s is following me on twitter and tumblr"

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