Denny's Diner

Hey guys, Denny’s Tumbler Dad here,

Go to bed! The street lights are on!

~Marty

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Hey guys, Denny’s Tumbler Dad here:

Thank!

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can you be my bae forever

Hey guys, Dennty’s Tumbler dad Here:

What is a bae?

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layohn:

Thank you Dennys for an unforgettable night.

Lol book clubs are good wholesome fun! But your camera is sideways, buddy! You crazy kids!

Sincerely,

~Marty 

Tumbler Dad’s Playlist

Hey guys, Denny’s Tumbler Dad here! Do you like cool tunes? Me too! But I can’t stand all that cursing and twerking you’ve got in your modern day pop songs! Here is a list of Dad Approved Songs if you’re into wholesome fun, which you should be! All songs written by me:

  • “Finish Your Dinner (And Hit The Books!)”
  • “Breakfast, It IS That Important!”
  • “Don’t Play With The Thermostat!”
  • “A Co-Ed Sleepover? Are You Sure Melissa’s Parents Are Going To Be There?”
  • “Let’s Throw A Rave (In The Library!)”
  • “We Don’t Have 2 Make Physical Contact 2 Dance”
  • “Man, A Job Well Done Sure Feels Great”
  • “The Value Of A Dollar”
  • “Summer Job, Summer Savings Account”
  • “Eggs For Dinner! Cool Dad Alert!”

Look for my CD at Sam Goody!

Sincerely,

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~Marty

Tumbler dad, I like a girl, is denny's an acceptable first date?

Hey Guys, Denny’s Tumbler Dad here:

Look, Denny’s is a great place to go on a date—if you’re a consenting adult! Kids shouldn’t be dating! You’ve got enough to like totally STRESS OUT ABOUT without the hassles of dating and trying to, as Big Willie Style Smith said,  ”get jiggy wit it.” College, sports, high school, college, all of these things are more important! Stay in school and do sports instead! Life is it’s own reward!~

Good luck,

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Hobbies

Hey guys, Denny’s Tumbler Dad here again. I thought I’d give a little introduction to yours truly and share some of my Hobbies:

  • Watching golf on mute
  • Socks
  • Calling my children’s teachers to check up on them
  • Comparing my kids to their siblings
  • Saving
  • Setting curfews
  • Riddles
  • Boats
  • Denim shorts
  • Bragging about my children in public
  • Lawn maintenance
  • Socks
  • Being suspicious of my children’s no-good friends
  • Snooping
  • Learning new slang
  • Dancing at weddings
  • Socks

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Editor’s note: we all need a day off now and then and the Denny’s Tumblr is no exception. But we dont want to leave our fans hanging, so today we’ve turned control of our account over to our dad, Marty.

Hey Guys, Denny’s Tumbler Dad here. I’m pretty excited to share some Mems and talk about Diner fun with you today! I’ve practically been begging to hop on this Tumbler since it began! I’m a big fan of Social Media and Community Media and E-Jokes so let’s Chat!

Party on!*

Marty

*party safely, pleas!

We should be an option at any reception, regardless of location/year/reality.

Happy Birthday, Shaq! Here is an artistic representation of your height via a stack of pancakes. A Shaq-Stack, if you will. 

The Vikings were more than pleased to discover the country they invaded featured a Denny’s location.

Would you guys go to a trippy, absurdist diner-themed carnival and shoot the big teeth out of the googly-eyed burgers with us? Would you?

I feel like we’d be an excellent replacement for Letterman…

Diner fantasy: chocolate mug for chocolate milk.