Who, me? I’m Downtown Denny. And no, I don’t live in this parking lot, wise guy. I just love Denny’s. Thas why they call me Downtown Denny. I love great food at great prices. But you know what else I love? Foot racing in parking lots. I’m the best, man. I’m the fastest. I can beat anyone. Yeah, even you, champ. Wanna race? Huh? Do ya? That’s what I thought. Keep walkin, buddy.
…But Dionysus had another son. Dennycules, the God of Late Night/Early Morning Munchies. Dennycules was mocked by the other gods for his love of all-hours snacking. Realizing his happiness and hunger were more suited for the mortal realm, Dennycules gave up his god-like powers and status so that he could live on Earth and open a chain of 24/7 Diners. He dubbed these such diners, “Denny’s”.
Or at least that’s what we read on the internet.
Happy Earth Day! Put those machines you use for transporting yourself to the local feeding station to good use by cramming all your Business Pals in with you! Way to go, you! Now you’re ‘poolin!
Do French Toast toppings have opinions? Do they like to be chosen? I mean… Science tells us they don’t. But what if Science is wrong? What if my chocolate chips are all, “choose me, choose me!” and I’m all, “nope, peanut butter chips, buddy.”
I just broke a lot of tiny little hearts.
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