Do not try this at home. Unless you’re a certified bun-stunt-man. But if that’s the case, why are you at home? Get to work, buddy!
The R2468 droid continually prepares and serves fresh items from the Denny’s 2-4-6-8 value menu. Why would you leave home without it?
Come on into Donny’s and score a Touchdown! The most delicious sports-themed entrée in the land, and a steal for only $29.99!
It’s Friday night and we’re about to go wild, ‘bout to get twisted, 'bout to make this night jump right off the chain, gonna eat a huuuuuge dinner, talkin’ burgers and fries, milkshakes and ice cream, and an extra order of fries 'cause it’s FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAYYYYYYYY and after that it’s only gonna get crazier, we talkin’ 'bout pajamas, a suuuuuper comfy comforter, and streaming hours of television until we fall asleep covered in food and happiness. Now THAT’S a Friday.
Trainer: Alright, tough guy. You think you got what it takes? You think you can hang with the Breakfast Bruisers? Huh?
New boxer: Yes.
Trainer: OHHHHH, so you’re a wise guy, huh?! Punch this speed bag until it breaks then, buddy!
New boxer: I just did. It’s an egg. It’s like, one of the easiest things to break in the entire world.
Trainer:…
Trainer: I like your moxie, kid. Welcome aboard.
Will love wedge itself between Hunter and his passion for breakfast? Can Dana save the farm from Count Wippleton? Is eternity long enough? Find out in the most sizzling book of the season, A Skillet to Grease by famed master of the culinary novel, Dennise Dinerson.
I want to be honest about something. Because, well, honesty is the best policy. Okay? So here goes nothing… I heart breakfast. Like… Really heart breakfast. I heart it so much that I serve it 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. There’s nothing that makes me happier than eggs, toast, bacon and hashbrowns with a large glass of OJ. Oh, except for puppies. Real ones. With their floppy ears and puppy paws. I love how big their paws are in relation to the rest of their bodies. SO CUTE. My friend Jeff just got a new puppy. He named it Nava, clearly ignoring my request for its name to be Denny Jr. Whatever. It’s still cute. We took it to the park the other day, you know, the one by the cul-de-sac off of Jones St? Nava was afraid to step out from under a tree into the sun. IT WAS SO ADORABLE! How are animals THAT cute? HOW?! Seriously. OH, sorry… What was I saying? Right. Breakfast. I heart it.
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