Steep the burger tea. Steep it. You’re not an animal. If you go dipping that thing like a wild idiot you’ll lose all the sweet, sweet burger flavoring.
In the Donny’s universe the holidays are all reversed and no one celebrates them. You know what they celebrate? Dirt.
Thinking back to freshman year… We used to be so close. What happened to us, Denny’s?
Oh Liz… What happened to us? What happened to you?!!! I remember your first year at Florida State like it was yesterday… Now look at you. Eyes wide with excitement and passion, ready to take on the world! I think the first time we met was around midterms your first semester. You were hungry then. For knowledge. Oh, and for Denny’s. Remember how we laughed? And how about the time you rushed Sigma Alpha Iota? You were worried they wouldn’t accept you. I knew they would. You’re so talented and pretty. We both share a love for all things music and 24/hour diners, which is I why think we hit it off so well. That’s why our relationship is so special. Liz, nothing has happened to us. I am still open 24/7 and you still get hungry at odd hours. I’ll always be open for you, Liz. Always. Graduation is not the end for us. I can’t wait to meet (and dine with) the beautiful hard-working, driven adult you are blossoming into. Take care Liz. And congratulations to the class of 2014.
Hey there kids, here’s some a-ok advice from Downtown Denny:
So. It’s Draft Day, huh? Well you know what you should be doing instead of caring about who plays for the dang Nations Football Legion? Practicing your drafting! As in: studying to be an architect, ya dingbat. Or studying to be anything! So you don’t end up like me, Downtown Denny, foot-racing teenagers in Denny’s parking lots for an imagined reputation! Which is sad! I am very sad! Anyway…Stay in school, dummy.
Sadly,
Downtown Denny
At the Denny’s Dojo, nachos aren’t only a delicious snack for any occasion…they’re also a delicious weapon that when in the right hands can do things no normal tortilla can.
The Denny’s University Crew Team wanted to destroy the competition this year. So they did what any avant garde rowing team would: practiced in thick syrup. Water is for babies*.
*babies, please do not go in water. you are a baby.
Hey guys, Denny’s Tumbler Dad here,
I just wanted to vent tonight. I’ve been feeling pretty cheesed off lately. I look at this beautiful Internet where information and ideas flow freely and liquidly and i just Shake My Head because I also see so many people using hate language, making sick burns, totally owning each other, and it just really bums me out. Look at this wonderful wild, wild west (like Will Smith once had) and some of use it to be no good Punks and Rabble Rousers?! Come on guys and gals. Let’s be better to each other. Kindess is the most coveted commodity! Let’s use this beautiful system of tubes and e-links to share beautiful pictures of elegant mammals, teach each other about science and math and all the wonders of space, and trade funny GIF Images and JPEGS that make us laugh and enjoy this gorgeous life! Because starting Beefs with others on the Internet is exactly what a Quitter would do. And we’re better than that.
Thanks for listening guys. Thanks for Being There.
Sincerely,
~Marty
#TBT to Tuesday when Marty was feeling some feels about the ‘Net.
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Hey guys, Denny’s Tumbler Dad here,
I just wanted to say that I’ve taken some time to think and I’m not as cheesed off as I was last night now. A lot of you showed some great support and it really warms my old heart, ha ha. Just kidding I’m not that old! Anyway, thanks for being there Tumbler this community means a lot to me.
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Good night,
~Marty
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