Denny's Diner

ode to summer

Summer! It’s finally here! The sweet smell of warm air and baking trees, sunlit sidewalks and tank-tops and short-shorts, chlorinated breezes, hot coals on the bbq and bass-heavy playlists booming from the jubilant backyards. School nears the close of yet another chapter, the days easier with the curriculum wrapping up, half-days and locker clean-outs, the promises to K.I.T. and ~stay cool~ being dashed out by ecstatic sharpie-clutching hands on yearbook day, itching to celebrate the coming days of sunshine. Romance is in the air, and freedom, and endless late nights spent in parking lots and outside movie theaters, having meaningless small talk with your best friends that regardless of subject matter feels so important, so right, so binding of your personalities, leaving the tired function or waning party, maybe keeping that foundation of goofy non-conversation going at Denny’s into the darkest hours of the night, capping off the elongated day with an ice-cold milkshake, before pouring yourself into your damp bed in your hot room, waiting to start it all again the next day (after sleeping in, of course).

These special glasses will you show you what you really want…

Happy National Tap Dance Day, tap dance your way over to Denny’s, ya burger babies!

A portrait of three beauties. 

~dennysfam~

PAN-CAKE-A-MA-PHOOOONE

Yolklops shoots yolk out of his visor. Why are you laughing? Sure, it’s yolk, but it’s not like you can shoot anything out of YOUR eyes.

Shellossus can transform his entire body into an egg-shell. Not the most useful power, but at least he looks intimidating.

Huevorine boasts retractable stainless steel whisks. Sure, it hurts him every time they come out, but he makes a mean omelet.

Professor Eggsavier can influence even the strongest of wills, forcing people who might not have ordered eggs, to order eggs.

He dropped the dang onion ring I can’t believe it

I pity the food not served at Denny’s.

lol

“Weekly game at Denny’s”

DM: You carefully open the door, a wave of delicious breakfast flavored aromas invades your nostrils. A half-orc female waits at the host stand. She greets you as you enter. “Hello and welcome to Denny’s, adventurers! I’ve got a table right over here!”

ALTROC: I sheath my sword and approach the half-orc. “Could we have a booth instead?”

DM: Roll Charisma.

ALTROC: 12 on the die, so 16 total. 

DM: “Sure!” She says with a smile, “Right this way please!”

ALTROC: I follow.

BELNOR: I do too.

ARTHUS: I already ate, but still want to enjoy the Denny’s, so I cast Cause Hunger on myself, then follow the group to our booth.

DM: Your tummy rumbles at the thought of devouring bacon and eggs.

MYLEE: I don’t follow just yet. I go to the claw machine and with rogue-like reflexes I attempt to get that cute little stuffed bear wearing an eyepatch.

DM: Okay. Let’s see… Roll open lock.

MYLEE: 24 total.

DM: You effortlessly pick the lock on the machine, the front opens.

MYLEE: I grab my prize. Are there any children around?

DM: Roll spot.

MYLEE: 18. 

DM: You see a couple with two young kids.

MYLEE: I grab toys and give them each one. Then I head to the table for my meal. All this stealing has got me hungry. 

SLAM IT UP, BUDDY

frequently asked questions vol. 1

hey tumblr fam! as you submit questions to our ask box, just remember that we get a fair amount of the same thing like, every single dang day. so try and be original and refrain from using one of these played out questions and/or statements!

  • denny’s r u ok?
  • you got kik?
  • i’m inside you right now
  • how do you feel about [any other restaurant]
  • i like [any other restaurant] more
  • i cheated on you with [any other restaurant]!
  • kik?
  • why don’t you deliver?
  • bring nannerpuss back!
  • there is no denny’s near me
  • egg
  • do you need help?
  • answer my ask!
  • who do you ship?
  • do you ship troyler?
  • do you ship [anyone from supernatural]?
  • got kik?
  • u ok?
  • denny’s are you alright?
  • you okay denny’s?
  • promo me
  • you don’t go to denny’s, you end up at denny’s
  • denny’s is for winners
  • bae
  • will you marry me?
  • will you go to prom with me?
  • kik?
  • hire me
  • is this really denny’s?
  • do you get paid to do this?
  • who is this?
  • KIK?!
  • follow me
  • why are you on tumblr?
  • [picture of cards against humanity]
  • [screencap of ‘who wants to be a millionaire’]
  • who is denny?
  • denny’s is everything alright?
  • is this blog real?
  • do you ship ziall?
  • i’ve never had denny’s
  • follow my friend [x]!
  • you should give me free food because [lame excuse]
  • i love you

ok, you can still “ask” that last one. really. we love you back.