Denny's Diner

Are you starting to see a pattern here? It’s avocado season, baby, and the party is ripe. 

It’s practically a magic trick, serving up delicious avocado slams of love.

Summer means skateboarding season and avocado season and yes those two things go together I mean just look at this completely normal and plausible GIF, see?

ALL ABOARD THE FRANKENSTEIN BREAKFAST TRAIN! TOOT TOOT!!!!1111

Sometimes instead of eating your burgers you decide to simulate an entire life and household for them instead. Totally normal.

Tonight! On DTV! It’s the 80s at 8 with cult classic VHS: Very Handsome Sundae. 

“He’s so gorgeous!”
“What is he?!”

“Calm down, ladies. I’m just a….very. Handsome. Sundae.”

*they swoon*

This is a whisk ballerina. A whiskerina. Goodnight.

Joke about these Pancake Puppies being on point.

Young Denny tore the ballerina out of his music box and replaced it with a sausage because why not? A beautiful, musical, delicious lil’ box.

Even the guard’s gotta take a shake break now and then come on man be cool.

You think you’re happy? Safe and secure in your relationship? Well think again. Come dinner time, your loyalty and love will be tested. One of you will say, “Oh, what do you want for dinner?” to which the other will reply, “I don’t care you decide.”

“Oh, but hunny,” the first will remark, “I decided what to eat last night. It’s your turn to decide.” At this point, both parties will smile, knowingly entering a futile verbal battle that always ends poorly. “Well fine…” person B will try to compromise, “Were you leaning towards anything in particular?” To which person A will undoubtedly respond with a lie. “No! I’m up for anything!” And they might be… Until person B starts suggesting things. Then “anything” quickly turns into “I’m up for one or two options but I don’t feel like figuring out what they are at the moment.” And the rest is downhill from there…

Stop this madness before it even starts. Whenever you can’t decide what to do for dinner, when the question of what to eat seems to threaten the very fabric of your relationship, go to Denny’s. Just do it. We have a wide range of great food and we’re always open. 

Are you ready for the delicious new craze, pancakagami?

Roll up to the party like yes I destroy grilling norms and concoct delicious breakfast kabobs like no other.

If someone tells you you have a big mouth tell them it’s because you have burger fever and you ain’t got no time for small bites or dealing with people who criticize the size of your mouth.