Gather ‘round, children, and let ol’ Daddy Denny tell you about one of America’s greatest heros: Johnny Avocado Pit. Now, you may have heard about Johnny Appleseed, and sure, he was a fine enough guy—but Johnny Avocado Pit? Now HE was a true American hero. You see, apples were already popular and readily available when Mr. Appleseed went cavorting around these fine United States planting his basic as heck trees. But avocados? Now that was rare! And the countrymen were yearning for something different, something new, something zestful and soft. That’s where Mr. Pit came in. No one knows where he came from, or where he went off too after the great Pitting of '42, but legend has it he single-handedly brought the “grandfather of guacamole” to this fine country, planting 'cado pits wherever he could. And for that, ol’ Daddy Denny tips his hat. Thank you, Mr. Pit. You’re really are a hero.