Denny's Diner

Look up to the sky, gaze upon your fate written in the stars and head steadfast to Dennealis Dinerices.

Welcome to the Denny’s Spa! Use this handy Click and Drag to discover which wonderful treatment you require!

Potter! Fry that egg!

This is either a super-smart, ultra-healthy avocado, or some “brain food” Hannibal could get behind.

If you’re going to gamble, gamble on the things that matter most in life. Like bacon.

You know what they say, a Pancake Puppy planted is a Pancake Tree for the future. They say that, right?

The line between ripe and wrong is as thin as an avocado skin.

Who knows what the future may hold…but if it’s anything that gets delicious breakfast foods into my mouth faster, then I’m for it.

Keep your eye on the prize, little sloth buddy. You’ll get there some day.

Happy Flag Day from your weirdest diner. We love flags. And you.

Fun prank: replace your friend’s soccer ball with a huge egg shaped and painted like a soccer ball.

As the looming full moon hung heavy in the sky, a strange tide came over the citizens of Dennerton. Little did they know, they’d be forever altered this fateful night…

The hungry diner patrons trekked up those trails one night long ago…and they were never heard from again.