Denny's Diner

After a long day of carrying rocks or jumping rope, sometimes your back can hurt. Relieve the pain with a Paincake®! Just place the warm, fluffy cake on your back and you’ll be as good as new.

Denny’s and the world’s leading culinary scientists have created the most perfect blend of salty and sweet - Bacon Cotton Candy!!!

Come on, guys! Fry those eggs! Er, I mean, score those goals!

ARE YOU GONNA WATCH THE GAME TODAY? COME ON, BABY! IT’S AMERICA! WE’RE AMERICA’S DINER! ROOT FOR AMERICA’S DINER IN THE GAME TODAY! WAIT, I MEAN, ROOT FOR AMERICA! YOU CAN ROOT FOR AMERICA’S DINER, TOO, BUT WE’RE NOT ACTUALLY PLAYING. I MEAN, WE’RE PLAYING 24/7 IN THE GAME OF SERVING DANK FOOD ITEMS AND BEVERAGES TO ALL, BUT UM, YEAH, WE DON’T PLAY SOCCER. BUT AMERICA DOES! AND WE LOVE AMERICA!

Finally, the riveting tale of the plate who wanted to skate, a consuming and emotional production, finally arrives on ice!

Lettuce all be seated. BLT court is now in session. The Honorable Judge Thomas Ato presiding. 

“YOU BETTER SPREAD THE MAYO OR YOU WILL ALL BE HELD IN BACONTEMPT OF COURT!!”

PAN-TRAMPOLIIIIIINE PANNN-PANNN-TRAMPOLIIIIIINNEEE

Hello my curious ones, it is I, Deltar, seer of all things past, present, and future, and all mystic food related occurrences…come my new friend, come, let Deltar dive diner-deep into your delicate psyche.

If there were a Denny’s movie theater we’d served freshly popped Pancake Puppies and it would be NEXT LEVEL.

EDUCATION PIT by Tumbler Dad Marty!

Hiya kids, tweens, and tweeps, today I’ve put together a lil’ explainer on the most frequently used acronyms online, because so many exist out there on the crazy webs and sometimes it can be quite confusing! Especially if you’re not an internet exploring-man like me!

  • BRB = briefly returning back
  • LOL = lots of love
  • LMAO = livid, mad, angry, ornery
  • TTYL = talk to your lizard
  • LYLAS = love you like a salad
  • KIT = keep it tasty
  • BAE = bacon and eggs
  • POS = party on, sandwich
  • HMU = hand me utensils/ham me up
  • MOYF = milkshake on ya face
  • KPI = krabby patty influence
  • YAWH = you’re a wizard harry
  • DPL = dat pancake life
  • DSL = don’t steal leftovers
  • ASL = another silly list

Feeling outdoorsy? Magnifry that bacon! Wield the power of the sun!

Advice from everyone’s favorite matchmaking diner.

Where we’re going…we don’t need roads/reservations/a lot of money/any specific reason, it’s pretty chill.

Why not eat a handful of syrupy pancakes while you watch the game this Sunday. Delicious. GO U.S.A.!!

superstitions

  • step on a crack, break your mama’s back
  • break a mirror = 7 years bad luck
  • don’t open umbrellas inside
  • or walk under ladders
  • spill the salt, throw it over your shoulder, this scares the ghosts away or something
  • always flip a pancake to see who drives
  • waste a denny’s milkshake and you’re cursed with paying off your three closest friends’ education loans
  • if all the lights go out in a denny’s at once a goblin appears
  • double-yolks are double good luck
  • an egg in the pocket means a sweetie in your locket! (carry an egg around in your pocket and you’ll find your s.o.)
  • when your palms are sweaty a denny’s is nearby. and you’re excited about it.
  • if a gemini’s burger bun falls apart while eating they will soon be bequeathed a haunted mansion of a distant relative, the only stipulation being they must spend at least one evening residing in said mansion prior to selling it