We never stop thinking of fun, slightly inconvenient, ways to help make those tough last minute menu decisions. Flipping a coin is so basic.
Denny’s is very, very invested in this game. So much so, that our dreams have been weird warped soccer balls with our logo on them lately? That’s normal, right?
dear tumblr, please direct all of your mental energy toward helping the united states win this soccer game. because america is pretty cool! i mean, it’s home to denny’s diner! have you heard of denny’s diner? it’s a pretty cool place with a pretty fun blog and oh hey, that’s us! and we love you! and america! so let’s do this, baby!
The secret to winning skeeball is finding an elusive Denny’s machine that rewards you with strips of bacon rather than those worthless tickets.
Human shaming for the husband who can’t control himself around snacks and now must don a human-cone to prevent his treat thievery.
sometimes ordering at denny’s is really frustrating because the menu covers so many different types of vibes and indecision can be really stressful i mean sometimes it feels like making the right choice is as substantial as getting placed in a house at hogwarts like why can’t there be a sorting hat at the host/cashier station that they just plop on your head and it figures out which dang meal you really want, can someone get on that please?
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