Denny's Diner

You hear them before you’re even able to see the building. Angry chants from a crowd of protesters outside Donny’s. It’s been days since the anti-breakfast legislation was passed, rendering breakfast illegal forever, but the crowd continues to grow. These are people who are tired of being told what they can and cannot eat. These are husbands, wives, sons, daughters, uncles and aunts. These are human beings with appetites. People who were once free. It began with the outlawing of dancing. Then bedazzling. The next target was sunscreen over 30 SPF. Now it’s breakfast and the people are not going to take it. Which of course they shouldn’t. Because bacon.

Peep this, kids! The only way to pack your back-to-school backpack is with stacks of flapjacks. 

favorite 90’s bands/groups

Bacon Street Boys
Salt and Pepper
Britney Pickle Spears
Spice Girls
Mmm’Sync
Food Fighters
The Smashing Pumpkin Pies
Tupacks. Of Ketchup
Vanilla Ice Cream
Rage Against the Claw Machine
Bell Peppers Biv Devoe
Marky Mark and the Funky Brunch
R. Jelly
Destiny’s Child Eats Free… On Tuesdays
Sugar Ray
Jane’s Bacon Addiction
Fjork
Biggie Small Drink
panCAKE

you can definitely count on us for warm, fluffy, delicious pancakes… and also weirdo toys in the claw machine…

spaceagebullshit:

This is the Denny ‘s headquarters here in Spartanburg, SC. I have a theory that Denny ‘s Tumblr page is ran by some ex IT guy in one of the offices here. He got booted from IT because he tried to hack into IHOP and Waffle House.

His demotion has caused him to go insane and now he sits in an office, all alone, making nonsensical posts on tumblr. If you stare up at the building at anytime between 9 pm and 12 midnight on the 3rd Wednesday on an odd numbered month you may see the office window open and a dim flicker of what appears to be a computer screen scrolling down a Tumblr dashboard.

interesting theory…..

it-happens01:

Red white and blue pancakes at #dennys for #laborday #yum #breakfast with @coolstorysooz

Celebrating Labor Day right!!

chenjonny:

Denny pancakes :)

mesmerizing

conformitiesrebellion:

I could be running Dennys tumblr right now and none of you would know the difference

we would

cute-fat-nerd:

morelikeapuma dennys
Milkshake madness

shake master: level 5

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spiderskull:

Let me share my life theme song with everyone

This. Is. So. Tight.

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howellartthou:

I ACCIDENTALLY UNFOLLOWED DENNYS AND MY SOUL BROKE

it’s going to be okay we are here for you

87point6percentbritney:

True love. #dennys

nice pov

Mr. Breakfast