Denny's Diner

Bacon neutrality is wrong. No one should ever be neutral when it comes to bacon. Ever.

lunaorchid:

Will dennys madness ever end

we know exactly what we are doing

“Is someone cooking bacon?” That’s what people will ask while attempting to stop their glands from producing excessive amounts of saliva when you enter the room wearing Denny’s Bacon-scented D-Odorant. 

This year, we’re going above and beyond. We’ve listened to our customers and think we’ve come up with something you all are going to really love. The Grand Slam Plus! Now with a bigger, more obtrusive plate!

EPISODE 1

Last night, things got steamy in the booth when Sandra told Jeremy she thinks he is hawt with a capital H. Unfortunately, they were seated on opposite sides and couldn’t get closer. Later on, Alan and Lance went head to head in an elimination challenge, but both failed to eat 3,000 pancake puppies in under 30 seconds. Barry was plagued with an itch he couldn’t scratch, which took up a good 10 minutes. And finally, the episode’s safety rose was given to Kathy, making her safe from elimination. She was then swiftly eliminated. Shannon laughed.

Tune in next time for more YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE BOOTH? 

BREAKFAST: The most comfortable meal of the day.

We have a really special announcement to make! Please keep your ears and eyes- *speaker crackle *potted plant breaks

ladyhalation:

I’m engaged

CONGRATULATIONS

365 days. 1 booth. 7 strangers with personalities destined to clash. And only 6 seats.

THIS IS: You Can’t Handle the Booth?

Sunday nights, only on D-TV

Awwwwwwwwwwww. Wook at the wittle pancake puppieeeessss. So cute. And what a proud pancake mama!

Monday is NOT your enemy. It’s not the reason you’re tired, or don’t feel like going to school/work. It isn’t the reason you didn’t get enough coffee, or a scapegoat to blame for that 8:30 am meeting. Monday exists and that’s it. Monday is what you make of it. If you make it a crutch to carry your already sour attitude, then that’s what Monday will become. So, instead of spending your time personifying and blaming Monday, focus that precious energy on finding happiness. Little bits of happiness throughout your day. A warm smile from a coworker or friend, a beautiful rose garden on your daily commute, your favorite midday snack… They may not be so easy to spot at first, but if you do a little optimistic digging, you’ll come up with something. And hey, if you don’t, there’s always Denny’s. Happiness can always be found at Denny’s. Promise.

Food appraisers know what’s up. That’s a solid 4 carrot grouping right there.

The harvest appears more plentiful than last season.

After mastering the unicycle, DeDe the clown put all of his effort into perfecting his skills on the pancycle.