Denny's Diner

COMPUTER: PAN ME UP, SCOTTIE.

COMPUTER: COFFEE PLS

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YES

put it in a museum

A pageant queen decked out in the most delicious of gowns. Look how happy she is!

This gif is 3-D. Haha. 3 Ds. Get it? Haha yeahhhh you get it. ;)

We all saw the leaked photos of the vehicle, but we were able to uncover something even cooler! This is what Bruce will be having for breakfast every morning in the upcoming movie!

Can you guess the answer? Oh, and you don’t have money to buy vowels.

favorite tv shows

• The Syrupranos
• It’s Always Sunny Side Up in Philadelphia
• 24/7
• CSI: Cheesy Sandwich Ideas
• Bacon Bad
• The West Chicken Wing
• Two and Half Eggs
• South Pork
• Friday Night Bites
• Sit & Order
• Doctor Who
• The Eggs-Files
• Firefry
• Denny’s Diner 90210
• The Walking Bread
• Mighty Morphin Pancake Puppies
• Eating with the Stars
• Denny’s Agents of B.A.C.O.N.
• Glee
• Eg, Egg n Eggy

For when your lips are chapped and you need a snack, try Denny’s Sausage Flavored Chapstick! Infused with science, organic sausage oils and grease, this balm invigorates and moistens dry lips, all the while making you smell like a million bucks… Worth of sausage.

Oh! This version is much better. The old one quickly forced me to realize my dreams of becoming a surgeon were hopeless.

DO TASE ME BRO!

cadetlayer:

My friend stalks my tumblr and is not happy with my sudden reblogging of all things Denny’s.

we r happu

This email totally seems legit. We should probably do what he says.

Everybody is playing this sweet game that just dropped. It’s an RPG where you create your own character and then travel from solar system to solar system looking for breakfast. It is your Dennystiny.