Denny's Diner

Gerard dedicated his entire life to slow-cooking the perfect pot roast. May his old dumb soul rest in peace.

Do u have any tips on how to eat your arm

Asked by pr-otagonist

the important thing is that it’s part of a complete and balanced breakfast

Over at Denny’s HQ we call this a pancake wobble.

THE CREATURE FROM THE BREAKFAST LAGOON!

You guys. Last night, my Ouija Board spelled out something crazy.
What could the spirit world be trying to tell us?!

philtardis:

You cannot hate the Denny’s tumblr

i mean you could, but why would you deny yourself something so good?

goodnight moons, ;)

It’s all gravy, baby.

It’s Sausage
It’s Sausage
For fun it’s a wonderful food
It walks downnstairs
Alone or in pairs
And makes a Sausagy sound
A Link
A Link
A marvelous link
Everyone knows it’s Sausage
It’s Sausage
It’s Sausage
For fun it’s a wonderful food
It’s fun for a girl or a dude
It’s fun for a girl or a dude

WILL & FRED’S GRAND SLAM ADVENTURE
Two seemingly dumb teens are on a mission to eat as much bacon and eggs as they can with the help of a time machine.

Oh just a normal round of the frustratingly delicate game known as Eggy Sack.

O BACON WONT U HYPNOTIZE MEEEE

furansu-pantsu:

I’m extremely bored and trying to put off studying as long as I can, so I did the thing from that one dennys post.

wonderful 

(via monsieur-francey-pants-deactiva)