Denny's Diner

Beware the delicious temptation of the hampire.

NACHOSFERATU!

You ready for this one? Here we go:

Porkupine.

stardust-mg-7:

Can you imagine being in charge of the tumblr at Denny’s …. Like ‘sir we’re going to post a picture of a skeleton refueling at our restaurant after the war’ ‘but why would -’ ‘trust me sir its what’s best for the company’

Possessed pan? Count Spatula to the rescue!

hey denny’s fam,

what else do you want to see us carve into a pumpkin this season? drop us a suggestion in our ask box, subject line : pls carve.

stay ghoulish!

PAMKIN PUNCAKES!

Have you ever heard the legend of Flapjackula?

THE POWER OF BREAKFAST COMPELS YOU! 

zangoosearsonist:

Our border for the skeleton war saw some of his comrades on Denny’s tumblr, he decided we should go to there and see if any were refueling at our local dennys

Welcome to the Food Fright ride! Please keep all arms and legs inside the ride. There is absolutely no food or drink allowed on the ride…ONLY MURDER.

thegrandslams:

Time to Grind

Coffee seems different these days. Bolder and more famous. Is he really all he’s ground up to be, or is that sweet handlebar mustache a fake?

He’s a bad mother shut yo mug!

picancherry:

dennys better not make anymore stupid puns. That’s my job.

Look, we’re not trying to step on your pota-toes, but it’s nacho place to say who can and can’t pun. We’ve bean punning a long thyme and stopping would put our reputation at steak. Can’t our puns just coeggsist? Lettuce know.

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REFUEL AT DENNY’S DURING THE WAR!