Denny's Diner

A dream ballot.

Get out there and make it count! The most important meal of the day, that is!

We don’t teach math but we do teach

Algebruhd
Trigo-NOM-etry.
Honors English Muffins
Panatomy
Fizz Ed
Pieology
Fryence
Physics (of cutlery)
AP French Toast
Macro Eggonomics
Hamistry
Hupanities 101
Arts & Snacks

Welcome to Youbacon, our 4 day breakfast convention! Get into it!

thegrandslams:

Bacon went bad. Like, undead bad.

A lot less scary and a lot more delicious than The Walking Dead.

reallyrealghost:

Spooky squad killin it in dennys

Lookin good, Denny’s fam!

2 a.m.

It was 2 a.m. and I was sitting in a booth at Denny’s. I had just finished a double shift at the factory and I was hungry – like really hungry – like Naked and Afraid hungry. I looked up and Kendra (my waitress) was approaching with a tray of food, my food. I couldn’t help but notice she was cute. She was probably close to my age. Twenty two? Twenty three? She smiled and placed my food on the table; a burger and fries, a side of biscuits and gravy and a chocolate milk shake. “Can I get you anything else?” I grinned, “No thanks.” She smiled, and tucked her pink-highlighted hair behind her ear before walking away.

I took my time eating, enjoying every bite. Reading, checking email, liking, commenting, reblogging, retweeting, crushing candy, clashing clans… After a while my phone was getting hot and my stomach full. I guess it had been nearly an hour since I sat down in the booth. Kendra had checked on me from time to time, refilling my water. My plates were empty except for a few fry crumbs and streaks of sausage gravy. The last sip out of my milk shake tin gone long ago. Feeling full and tired, I closed my eyes, yawned and stretched. One of those amazing stretches where you arch your back, raise your arms and tilt your chin, nearly getting light-headed in the process.

When I opened my eyes, they slowly refocused on my now empty table. My plates were gone. I didn’t hear Kendra clear them. I had only been stretching for 5, maybe 10, seconds. Weird. I still felt tired but also, somehow refreshed. I looked at my phone, now cool, and it was still 2 a.m. Confused. Looking up from the table I saw Kendra approaching, full tray of food balanced on her hand. With a familiar smile, she once again placed the food on my table; a burger and fries, a side of biscuits and gravy and a chocolate milk shake. Was I in a dream. Was this Deja Vu? I knew that I had just eaten this exact meal, but somehow I was still hungry. Did I travel through time? I’ve seen the movie Primer – is this booth my storage unit? “Can I get you anything else?” Puzzled, I muttered “Did… didn’t I just eat this exact meal an hour ago?” Kendra, head tilted, looked at me with uncertainty. A hesitant laugh on her breath, “ha, u,m, no silly” She pulled the check form her pocket and left it on the edge of the table before walking away.

Picking up the check, it felt heavy. Pushing it between my thumb and fore finger, it separated. It was two checks. Both time-stamped with 2 a.m. Both for the same meal. Both signed by Kendra.

I looked around scared, sweating. No one else noticed we in a repetitive life groove. It was clear then, and oh so frightening, I had entered…the Savings Zone…

things that are better with pumpkin in it

Pancakes
Musicals
Pillows
Boy bands
Jacuzzis
Beehives
Pumpkins
Fedoras
Sonnets
Emocore
Mustaches
Dance offs
America
Bacons
Big vans
Cheesecakes
Cornucopia cones
Treehouses
Coffee
Waiting rooms
Rom coms
Wagons
Dreams
Pretty much whatever

Anyone have a wicked sugar crash today? It’s alright. We’re here for you.

some people think the skeleton war is over just because halloween is over and all i have to say is skell-oh-skell to that and also bacon is p good

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR is nEaT like REALLY REALLY NEAT aNd stuffff and hAlps me go tO house after hawse AFTER HOUSE after hawse after HOUSE after house and have candy which is sugaR AND NEAT tttill I wake up in a pile oF leaves twitching and tired and totaLLy spooped.

That’s two pumpkins, baby! Happy Halloween!

We love to see pictures of our fans in Denny’s! AND SO DOES MARTY.

metropolitancannibal:

Denny’s officially runs Denny’s tumblr.

Who else would run it?

Also, we have Fanta®