Denny's Diner

A Denny’s Haiku

People let you down.
Pancakes and eggs never do.
Is dating food weird?

thegrandslams:

Egg’s cosplay: E.T. the Eggstra Terrestrial.

when u mom com home and make hte spagheti scarf

Melted sunglasses emoji irl. See?

capitalmyt:

I want to take this brownie to Vegas and marry it! #instafood #dennys #dennysfan #dinner (en Denny’s)

Doesn’t this kind of look like the sunglasses emoji?

punkrockllamas:

On dennys tumblr in English class.

Study hard kids.

thats-peaches:

DENNYS THEY GAVE ME SO MUCH BACON. THANK YOU!

YOURE WELCOME!

In honor of National Saxophone Day, the most hilarious instrument of all, we have compiled a mix that brings the diner and saxxy horn together.

Including:

Unisax Haircut
Sax-o-fork
Hashbrowns in Jazz Town
21 Sax Grand Slam Salute
Saxin’ 24/7
Bacon and Brass
Hungry for Some Snacksophone
Hornocopia
Sax On Sax On Sax
Take My Sax To The Max
Cookin’ Up Some Sax
Check Your Sax, Buddy
Sax On, Sax Off

Making bacon bits is easier than ever when you have mad scientists to create fields of bacon grass and one crazy big lawn mower.

Sausage and Bacon having some strong opinions in the latest Slams episode. Check it out here already come onnnn.

i whip my hips back and forth (when i spin that onion ring hula hoop)

infinity-letters:

The struggle

fav if you are an electrician and cry every time

Don’t mind me, just power-protein-loading to get all swole.