Denny's Diner

Diner settlers landing at Plymouth Stack, voyaging from long across the thick, unforgiving Ocean of Syrup.

Ah yes, the classic Pieforce.

he scream at own egg :V he whisper at own egg :v

Mesmerized by this delicious ka-pie-doscope.

pig-in-a-poke:

After many grueling months of trying, and many pancakes consumed, it is a victorious morning! I have finally vanquished the dennys claw machine, not once, but twice this fine day!

grab some fun!

calling fall “fall” because a bunch of leaves fall is pretty lazy. it’d be like changing bacon’s name to “awesome meat.”

rvdi8:

11/15/14 3:23am

first date

denny’s at 3 am for your first date? KILLING IT.

SUNDAE! SUNDAE! SUNDAE!

thegrandslams:

Bacon told Sausage that if he wants to get women, he should learn to play a musical instrument. Unfortunately, Bacon never specified which musical instrument.

don’t stop, get it, get it

Denny’s is Haunted

heatherx33:

I swear where I work, is haunted. I’m standing there telling my coworker about how a few nights back I saw the juice machine come to life on its own. It just started pouring juice for about 15 seconds, then stops. As I’m telling my coworker about this incident, I look to my right and see a container go flying across the room, with no one near it. It was as if whatever was responsible for the juice machine coming to life, wanted say that yes, it really was him. I was speechless. And this is why I think my job is haunted.

Marty?

If we had egg for every time someone dropped the middle p in pumpkin and just said pum-kin pancakes, we’d have like 33,452,122 egg.

The mesmerizing melody of the Shake Charmer!

Don’t you just love to curl up with some delicious comfort food in the wintertime?

lovewillbe:

Dennys is important #dennys #life #yum

Mr. Moodchild has his priorities in order.

Remember that wonderful game, Snacon?