Denny's Diner

What’s more devastating? Looking in the fridge to find you are all out of leftovers? Or that the left morsel of food you were saving has turned into an alien being?

Getting chilly? Try a tortilla wrap, buddy.

nin3z:

Deliciously delicious red velvet milkshake at Dennys
#milkshake #dennys

does this count as a liquid? trying to fix a new diet.

pass the twerkey dinner pls these leftovers aren’t gonna dance themselves

And you can always use fresh toasty pancakes as handwarmers if you forget your gloves!

It’s cold out there kids, don’t forget your pancake earmuffs!

Check out these totally sweet deals on these totally real items.

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feeling v thankful

we love tumblr so much, and not because it’s a fun platform to make our silly jokes on, but because the community is an honest, creative, and passionate one. here are some things we’re thankful for!

  • tumblr
  • polite trolls
  • denny’s fam ~100~
  • marty
  • bacon
  • any food that didn’t need bacon on it but someone added bacon to it
  • coffee
  • the internet
  • video games 
  • people who create art on this website
  • people who defend their beliefs
  • the grand slams
  • coffee, again
  • one more time for coffee why not
  • we run on coffee
  • fandoms, in general
  • that ball pit lol
  • harry potter (great to read/watch during the holidays)
  • blimparick bumberhatch
  • spongebob
  • the alien emoji
  • just straight up aliens w/ chill attitudes
  • breakfast whenever
  • smart phones
  • fake beards (comedy)
  • oxygen, most definitely
  • family
  • pancakes
  • eggs and egg based counterparts
  • friends who don’t get embarrassed when you’re your most goofy self out in public
  • refills
  • car rides with best friends where you don’t need to say anything
  • when yr fav song comes on and you were already feeling good
  • and a trillion other wonderful things that make being alive super worthwhile that would take a year to list each and every one of them
  • oh
  • and dont forget
  • you
  • especially you
  • cause we wouldn’t be here if you weren’t

happy thanksgiving from denny’s. 

so. badly. want.

May your holiday visit home consist of perfectly seeing and hanging out at Denny’s with that tiny handful of people you actually want to see while gracefully avoiding just about everybody else.

The Tryptocaff Turkey soaks in a huge mug of coffee to infuse its delicious meat with caffeine to counteract the sedative side effects of the holiday. That’s one smart hybrid bird, or, a hybird?

A sneak peek at the most magnificent balloon in the parade this year: Marty.

Support excellence in maritime gravy vessels.

Cornucopias aren’t just a weird table centerpiece to fill with plastic gourds. They’re for anytime, friends. Check out this list of really helpful things a cornucopia can totally be.

A funnel
A middle earth cosplay party hat
*Grab several and use them as spines for xenomorph cosplay too
A pylon
A bacon vase
Grab two and you’ve got giant devil horns
If hungry, you can crunch it up and eat it like shredded wheat *maybe
One of those old timey ear listening thingies you stick in your ear to help you hear
A megaphone *to help be louder during disagreements
A witches hat
A pancake puppy holder
A protective cone for a small-headed dog
A replacement gramophone for your record player
Knee pads for pointy knees
An elf’s curly shoe. You know for the holidays.
A tornado sculpture