new bond gadgets

1. French Frynamite: it’s just a lil’ french fry but it has a fuse on the end. Do not eat! It is a bomb but it looks like a french fry. Good for fast food espionage.

2. Pancake Landmine: Ok so it’s just like a regular landmine but it looks like a pancake so some dummy would be like “oh hurr hurr look at that pancake in the street I’m gonna step on it!” KABLAMMMO.

3. Taco Phone: Why is that guy putting that taco to his ear?!?! CAUSE IT’S A DELICIOUS SECRET AGENT PHONE, YA SILLY DORK!

4. Syrup: It’s just regular syrup actually but you can totally use it to fry an electronic system just pour it into whatever electronic system you want to totally jack up and presto, clogged, sticky, and broken!

5. BurgDisc: It’s a burger patty but it has titanium lining and you throw it like a frisbee. A good weapon cause bad guys will be all “lol you’re throwing a delicious burger patty at me?” and then open their mouths expecting a tasty treat but nope!

6. Magic Marty: Kind of like Magic Mike where Marty goes to male revues and pretends to be a dancer but guess what he’s a SEXY ASSASSIN.