Denny's Diner

FINALS WEEK HACK
Does the stress of final exams cause you to chew up your pencils? Keep a piece of bacon nearby instead.

All the ways you probably procrastinate during finals.

procrastinate
delaying or postponing action.

procrasti-date
hanging out with your bae at Denny’s instead of studying.

procasti-fate
knowing that no matter how hard you try to study, you’re destined to wind up here, scrolling around looking at stuff.

procrasti-wait
when you study for like 10 minutes then reward yourself for your efforts by streaming movies for three hours then taking a nap.

procrasti-tater
someone who sits on a couch while not studying.

procrasti-late
putting off studying for so long that you wind up just staying up the entire night before your final in a coffee-induced haze.

procrasti-great
kidding yourself into thinking everything’s gonna be great while you do anything except studying.

procrasti-bait
any form of temptation that keeps you from studying.

procrasti-hate
when you’re angry about having to study and just troll everything instead of doing any actual work.

Nothing says, “Welcome home for the Holidays” like a good ‘ol spaghetti wreath on the front door.

it’s what’s on the inside that counts

good luck, crispies

ladysilvert0ngue:

#Repost for all my college friends out there 😂 #Dennys is pretty awesome for doing this (: #Finals #FinalsWeek

we are always looking out for our Long Beach Denny’s fam

free thesis topics

The interconnectedness of fluffiness and diameter in pancake proportionality

Shout out to all the pear: how Mr. Ross did wonders for a forgotten treat

The history of dippins: 1765-1832

How Portuguese chef, Ferdinand Flora, invented Portuguese Toast in 1345, years before the French claimed to make it

Iced Coffee: season or 24/7?

Bacon: AMIRIGHT?

Factors that influence a sandwich’s mood

The impact of sausage technology on D&D tournaments

The rise and fall of the world’s first syrup community

Roads to cross: american chicken

The positive communal effects of cooperative waffling

Cultural expansion in direct relation to coffee reserves

Addressing the grease gap between burgers and onion rings

The strange correlation between claw machine usage, gravity and tattoo parlors

Could the Krusty Krab survive today’s underwater economy?

The drive-thru: angel or demon?

The hows, whys and whens of spooning

when u drinkin too much coffee and u get the berp face

Hope you’re all studying hard for finals, especially if you’re enrolled in Diner Love 201.

Den Notes #2

Lord of the Fries

A group of young potatoes are stranded alone in a Denny’s. Left to fend for themselves, they must take on the responsibilities of becoming fries, even if they are not ready to do so. Inevitably, two factions form: one group wants to be seasoned fries, whereas the other group would rather be wavy-cut french fries; illustrating the difference between taste and texture.

Den Notes #1

The Great Flatsby

A Midwestern war veteran finds himself drawn to the past and lifestyle of a millionaire flapjack. Its protagonist is Jay Flatsby, a young wealthy pancake in love with a high society egg from his past. The story tackles various issues such as wealth, class, materialism, and the importance of a good breakfast.

Couch (of) Potato, Banana Split Hammock, Green Bean Bag.

thegrandslams:

Egg v Sausage. Who is winning? We may never know.

WEEEEEEEEEE!

just making sure