notofficialsnowman:

at some point the dennys tumblr is going to start making fun of itself in an effort to relate to us

oh so you are a restaurant too? man aren’t us restaurants so quirkly and awkward like sometimes instead of going out and being social with the other restaurants do you ever just sit in bed watching netflix and stuffing your restaurant face? and definitely don’t talk to me or walk in to me or sit in me before i’ve brewed my morning coffee lol! or do you ever just like totally failbomb a normal human interaction cause you’re so restaurant? like someone says “how are you?” and you accidentally respond “booth or table?” or like someone tries to shake your hand and you totally palmface cause like lol you don’t have hands, ya big dumb restaurant?! yeah, been there done that #relatable #bazinga #vinestar