waffle on the shelf
it’s that time of year when peoples ‘round the world get visits from a magical waffle. legend has it that it watches you all day then flies back to see denny and report on all that it has seen. be good out there cause it’s a magical waffle that can travel through walls and stuff and just come and go as it pleases and get into all sorts of mischief - keep your ear to the linoleums.
True love.
Mistletoe is a powerful plant. What else should this guy kiss? Let us know in the ol’ ask box.
Don’t even pretend for a second that you’ve never wanted to kiss your food. Besides, if you’re dining under mistletoe, it’s an obligation. Let us know in our ask box what else you’d like to see this dude kiss, bbs.
Merry Christmas! Here are some tried and true traditional Denny’s Decorations!
Number 1, Spagheti Tinsel!
good luck, crispies
OKAY IM GOING TO SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WORKED I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGH ‘well fuck it might as well i mean i need the fucking A in science’ AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW 5 DAYS LATER I CHECK MY GRADES AND WHOOP DE FUCKING DO ALL MY CLASSES HAD A LEAST A B AND I GOT THE A IN SCIENCE
DUDE IT REALLY DOES WORK I passed my philosophy class with a C even though I missed 4 of the 6 quizzes and turned in my final paper a week late
you doubted? believe, crispies
(via teenygiraffe)
this beautiful gif goes out to all those wonderful people who still go hard in the paint for iced coffee in the wintertime
still go strong for the hard G because GRAPHIC INTERFACE FILE and also yes i know the inventor of the term went on record to say it was JIF but just cause some old white dude says it’s one way doesn’t make it so i mean just ask columbus and his so-called indians lol sure buddy whatever you say
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