Denny's Diner

It’s ridiculously cold out there. Stay hearty, stay warm, be soup.

diy grand slam

getting your own grand slam is easier than eve! just follow these twelve simple steps!

  1. get dressed
  2. find your keys
  3. walk out of your domicile
  4. take your preferred method of transportation to the nearest denny’s
  5. walk inside
  6. wait to be seated
  7. sit
  8. tell your waiter you’d like a grand slam
  9. wait
  10. check your phone
  11. receive your grand slam
  12. enjoy ;)

This kitten know what’s up, um, when it comes to playing with a huge ball of hash browns instead of…yarn…that is..

Ahhh look at the beautiful burger baby! What a tasty little baby.

It’s a Waffman. I don’t know! Just shove a waffle in it! Now you got a waffle, to go! 

A new exhibit at the Museum of Diner History sheds light on some of the first Denny’s in existence…

tfw you can’t wait for it to snow so you can show off your wild winter inventions while leaving all yr pals in the dust

Ah, the first Monday of the new year. Back to the grind. The ol’ job, the school yard, the alien battlefield, what have you. There’s a whole big blank new plate in front of us. So what are you gonna do about it? You gonna sit there in the same rut as last year? Huh? No way, not you buddy, not you. You’re gonna strap on your boots or whatever helpful shoe you wear and get right in 2015’s FACE. Like THIS YEAR IS MINE, DUDE, 2015 AINT GOT NOTHIN ON ME, I’M GONNA RIP THIS YEAR WIDE OPEN, THIS IS MY YEAR! AND EVERYBODY ELSE’S YEAR WHO IS A GOOD GUY. CAUSE WE LIKE THE GOOD GUYS! BAD GUYS, ON THE OTHER HAND? NOT SO MUCH. THEY’RE BAD! Anyway, slap the ‘cakes on the griddle, start sizzlin’ the bacon, and crank up the heat 'cause this calendar is just full of possibilities.

dennys:

when u have a date and mom make hte spagheti 

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The top photo is an illustration from tumblr user tosmatobeef. We loved it so much that we decided to animate it. 

That’s a pancake.

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He dropped the dang onion ring I can’t believe it

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dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

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His name…is Link.

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dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

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