Denny's Diner

Luchador? More like Leche-dor!

When you use x-ray specs to see what those people have inside them. Why didn’t they digest? Who knows! Mysteries of the modern world!

" Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—I took the one to Denny’s, And that has made all the difference. "

- Robert Frosting

All aboard the Burger Buggy to Flavor Town!

YOU ARE THY DUNGEONMAN! Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS.

I rubbeth mine eyes and take in yon dungeon. “Heh. Surrounded by rock again. Story of my life.” As a breakfast loving Denny’s Dwarf, I spent much of my younger years mining bacon seeds deep in the mines of Baconalia. I thrive in darkness and have 60 ft. of darkvision. Finally, my eyes grab hold of the flask. I walk to it, ignoring the scroll I don’t have time to read. I pick up the flask, pop the top, and drink it without any regard for personal safety. Then I head Dennis. Always head Dennis.

Where all your dreams come true!

THE SKILLET INVASION IS UNDERWAY! RUN FOR THE HILLS!

twinkletwinklelittlestarshine:

Straight up. I do the specials board at work. My hand writing sucks, but I can kind of draw right?

We praise your work ethic and love of artistic expression.

The forecast calls for FOOOOOOOOOOOD

icantbelieveitsnotbuddha:

dennys makes evil taste good.

Nice

A whole galaxy of delicious awaits us, we just need to explore more.

shamilli0naire:

dennys:

grape and strawberry puns? that’s our jam

WEAK

you misspelled “pretty good”

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grape and strawberry puns? that’s our jam

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