Denny's Diner
x 6 years agof 1,107 notes
It’s a party in your belly.
It’s a party in your belly.

It’s a party in your belly.

#dennys#gif#party#surprise#burger#lol
6 years ago / 1,107 notes
x 6 years agof 12,679 notes
kelsothedancingllama: “my friend dressed as an egg at dennys. ((help me make dennys find the thing.)) ” do not be alarmed by the human egg, this is completely normal
kelsothedancingllama: “my friend dressed as an egg at dennys. ((help me make dennys find the thing.)) ” do not be alarmed by the human egg, this is completely normal

kelsothedancingllama:

my friend dressed as an egg at dennys.

((help me make dennys find the thing.))

do not be alarmed by the human egg, this is completely normal

#dennys#reblog#egg head#get it? egg head?#hahahaha
6 years ago / 12,679 notes
x 6 years agof 1,350 notes
Why do you think they call them flapjacks?
Why do you think they call them flapjacks?

Why do you think they call them flapjacks?

#dennys#flapjack#gif#lol#cars
6 years ago / 1,350 notes
x 6 years agof 1,958 notes
GRAVY SEALS: AN ELITE COUNTRY STYLE FORCE.
GRAVY SEALS: AN ELITE COUNTRY STYLE FORCE.

GRAVY SEALS: AN ELITE COUNTRY STYLE FORCE.

#dennys#gravy seals#gravy#gif#lol
6 years ago / 1,958 notes
x 6 years agof 1,063 notes
You can play with your food if you are food.
You can play with your food if you are food.

You can play with your food if you are food.

#dennys#spaghetti jump rope#gif#lol#meatballs
6 years ago / 1,063 notes
x 6 years agof 3,046 notes

on average, how many people ask “r u ok” in a given week?

over 9,000

#submission#dennys
6 years ago / 3,046 notes
x 6 years agof 1,816 notes
Guaranteed to keep your eyes closed or your money back!
Guaranteed to keep your eyes closed or your money back!

Guaranteed to keep your eyes closed or your money back!

#dennys#syrup eye drops#for insomnia#gif#lol
6 years ago / 1,816 notes
x 6 years agof 1,629 notes
ALL ABOARD THE CHEW CHEW TRAIN!!
ALL ABOARD THE CHEW CHEW TRAIN!!

ALL ABOARD THE CHEW CHEW TRAIN!!

#dennys#hahahaha#see what we did there?#wait#he isn't even chewing#dang it#lol#gif
6 years ago / 1,629 notes
x 6 years agof 1,985 notes

Denny's I want you to know that every year my schools marching band goes to Denny's after we're done at championships, and it's probably some of the best memories I have ❤️❤️

Asked by viscountmalum

this is why we are even a thing
we’re here for after band championship hangouts
longish talks
first dates
those days that leave you wondering why even
great days that make you feel like yeah
and we’re here for all the everyday normal life stuff in between that you just want to talk about with people you like and forget about all that trivial stuff that really doesn’t matter while you figure out all the real stuff that makes your friends your friends and your life your life

#dennys#memories#feelings#truths
6 years ago / 1,985 notes
x 6 years agof 601 notes
skillet + illusion = skillusion
skillet + illusion = skillusion

skillet + illusion = skillusion

#dennys#skillet illusion#mesmerizing#tantalizing#gif#lol
6 years ago / 601 notes
x 6 years agof 214,915 notes
intensional: “dennys is out of control ” we are in complete control
intensional: “dennys is out of control ” we are in complete control

intensional:

dennys is out of control

we are in complete control

#dennys#is#in#complete#control
6 years ago / 214,915 notes

" You miss 100% of the syrup shots you don’t take. "

- Egg Gretsky
#dennys#dennysdiner#Inspirational Quote#syrup shots#lol
6 years ago / 2,476 notes
x 6 years agof 4,691 notes

If you were the president you'd be EGGraham Lincoln

Asked by sassagezz-deactivated20150807

Nah.

We’d be AbraHAM LINKin
or
Andrew Flapjackson
or
Harry S. Shrooman
or
George Washingbun
or
Richard Fixins
or
Martin Pan Buren
or
James K Yolk
or
Molasses S. Grant

#dennys#dennysdiner#president#puns#lol
6 years ago / 4,691 notes
x 6 years agof 2,657 notes
jeremycline: “I wonder who does dennys social media? Hopefully it’s like Zordon from Power Rangers ” we’ve been found out
jeremycline: “I wonder who does dennys social media? Hopefully it’s like Zordon from Power Rangers ” we’ve been found out

jeremycline:

I wonder who does dennys social media? Hopefully it’s like Zordon from Power Rangers

we’ve been found out

(via jermaineducline-deactivated2016)

#dennys#reblog
6 years ago / 2,657 notes