Denny's Diner

A Denny’s Haiku

Cold weather advice.
Just cover yourself in grits.
Or spoon some waffles.

do you think bananas feel pain like when you’re peeling them is there some high frequency scream inaudible to humans crying aloud pained and scared as we strip the skin from their bodies and consume their soft insides? do you?

Bananas are excellent gymnasts btw

Sometimes Nannerpuss takes his grandma, Nanapuss, for coffee.

Is he trying to break out of the banammock or just saying hi? What is going on here

meanwhile at denny’s hq

after a long week of sküle, george glass kicks back with a tropical smüthie from dennys

Sometimes when it gets reallllyyyyy cold you just gotta spring for one of those comfy hats with the ear flaps.

Bananotechnology.

great moments in diner history

dan: and can i get a couple scoops of ice cream, with some nuts and chocolate syrup?
kim: oh you know what would make that pop off for some reason? a banana.
dan: a banana?
kim: definitely. go with it, dan.
*dan goes with it*
dan: ho. ly. split.

fall out boy so inspiring they made us make our own album well our own album that goes pretty far in copying their album but hey inspiration is hard to come by

DENNYS I SUMMON THEE

aph-mexico-dont-care:

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you know every time you summon us we have to appear at some point?! we get graded! by the head summons ghoul! so you’re bloggin around on yr tumbles like la di da let’s summon the denny’s blog meanwhile we’re busting our BUTTS cookin up gifs and gags and silly sallys like pls pls stop summoning us so much we’re exhausted we never sleep do we even exist anyymororeeeeeejfsdds’

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#tbt

dennys:

Denny’s Studios presents a delicious, colorful, painfully symmetrical masterpiece: welcome to The Grand Slamwich Hotel.

sandwich oscars are better than reg oscars

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