Denny's Diner

" Stay gold, Potatoboy, stay gold. "

- S.E. Hinton (The Outsiders)

oh potato you were stunning last night at the grammy’s!

The Slamphibian, an elusive, tasty creature.

Once upon a time
I was falling in love
But now I’m only falling apart
There’s nothing I can do
A total egglipse of the heart

It’s a Grand Dam!

;)

talent potato, grammy snub.

It was a blustery day out on the Gravy River.

Automatic Toast Machine

Doublemeat gum! Yum yum yum!

Things have been weird ever since we added the mysterious condiment “MUSTARDIS.”

THAT DENNY’S SPACE LIFE

Gravy up those biscuits, quick!

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