dennys why havent you made the joke “paint me like one of your french toasts” pls respond
if you happen to have a time machine go back to june 2014 and follow us on twitter

dennys why havent you made the joke “paint me like one of your french toasts” pls respond
if you happen to have a time machine go back to june 2014 and follow us on twitter

if you go to a denny’s before or on valentine’s day, have a friend take a picture of you eating alone. post it on tumblr tagged “dennysdate”. then, on sunday, we’ll compile all of them into one master post—a stream of denny’s fam on a solo denny’s date: alone, together.
just a reminder that you don’t have to be alone tomorrow. i mean if you want to, go for it, but if you want some company, and maybe you’re tired of human company, food is a fine substitute. with food you’re never alone, not if food is your buddy. and it should be. food is great. it deserves some buddies. and this is totally normal, of course. totally normal being “friends” with food and going on “dates” with food and eating up all the food. normal!
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The circus is often horrifying, but the circus that replaced their lion tamer act with a ravenous hamburger, well, um, oh yeah that’s horrifying too.
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