Denny's Diner
x 6 years agof 11,352 notes

saying “open sesame” around a burger is rude. the sesame seeds are all like “open it yourself we’re stuck to this bun, man. also don’t eat us.”

#dennys#open sesame#text
6 years ago / 11,352 notes
x 6 years agof 2,192 notes
Meet the Corn Colonel.
Meet the Corn Colonel.

Meet the Corn Colonel. 

#dennys#colonel corn#lol#corn
6 years ago / 2,192 notes
x 6 years agof 729 notes
Take a pic or vid of you dunking your fav food in your fav sauce. That’s the only req—everything else is up to you. Tag it #DennysDunkContest and you could be our guest judge at the College Slam. Peace, dunkies! http://on.fb.me/1DNWyg4
Take a pic or vid of you dunking your fav food in your fav sauce. That’s the only req—everything else is up to you. Tag it #DennysDunkContest and you could be our guest judge at the College Slam. Peace, dunkies! http://on.fb.me/1DNWyg4

Take a pic or vid of you dunking your fav food in your fav sauce. That’s the only req—everything else is up to you. Tag it #DennysDunkContest and you could be our guest judge at the College Slam. Peace, dunkies! http://on.fb.me/1DNWyg4

#dennys#dennysdunkcontest
6 years ago / 729 notes
x 6 years agof 3,204 notes
The beautiful hamulet is all anyone can talk about these days.
The beautiful hamulet is all anyone can talk about these days.

The beautiful hamulet is all anyone can talk about these days.

#dennys#ham#jewelry#lol
6 years ago / 3,204 notes
x 6 years agof 948 notes
When you have that crazy powerful thirst.
When you have that crazy powerful thirst.

When you have that crazy powerful thirst. 

#dennys#thirst#gif#lol#power
6 years ago / 948 notes
x 6 years agof 836 notes
deep in the salty mines…
deep in the salty mines…

deep in the salty mines…

#dennys#salty mines#gif#lol#salt mine
6 years ago / 836 notes
x 6 years agof 1,927 notes
CLEEAAARRR!!!!
CLEEAAARRR!!!!

CLEEAAARRR!!!!

#dennys#pancakes#defibrillator#gif#lol
6 years ago / 1,927 notes
x 6 years agof 4,694 notes
mashed potatoes and groovy
mashed potatoes and groovy

mashed potatoes and groovy

#dennys#mashed potatoes#potato#gif#groovy
6 years ago / 4,694 notes
x 6 years agof 1,951 notes
they always say “don’t play with your food” but they never say “food, don’t play spin the bottle” now do they?
they always say “don’t play with your food” but they never say “food, don’t play spin the bottle” now do they?

they always say “don’t play with your food” but they never say “food, don’t play spin the bottle” now do they?

#dennys#spin the bottle#love#gif#lol
6 years ago / 1,951 notes
x 6 years agof 1,048 notes
And they called him Aquapan!
And they called him Aquapan!

And they called him Aquapan!

#dennys#aquaman#aquapan#pancake#lol
6 years ago / 1,048 notes
x 6 years agof 2,060 notes
wise words, hayley. wise words.
wise words, hayley. wise words.

wise words, hayley. wise words.

#dennys#always keep sight of what is important
6 years ago / 2,060 notes
x 6 years agof 41,937 notes
Ahh, the ever-elusive unicorn. Known for its rare beauty and majestic uniqueness, the unicorn is hard to find. But you know what else is hard to find for the unicorn? Friends. The lonely kernel may be coveted by many, but is known by few. One…is the...
Ahh, the ever-elusive unicorn. Known for its rare beauty and majestic uniqueness, the unicorn is hard to find. But you know what else is hard to find for the unicorn? Friends. The lonely kernel may be coveted by many, but is known by few. One…is the...

Ahh, the ever-elusive unicorn. Known for its rare beauty and majestic uniqueness, the unicorn is hard to find. But you know what else is hard to find for the unicorn? Friends. The lonely kernel may be coveted by many, but is known by few. 

One…is the loneliest number that you’ll ever corn…

#dennys#unicorn#corn#kernel#lol
6 years ago / 41,937 notes
x 6 years agof 602 notes
SHAKE CRAZY
SHAKE CRAZY

SHAKE CRAZY

#dennys#milkshakes#loop#gif#lol
6 years ago / 602 notes
x 6 years agof 898 notes
A good carpenter measures twice, cuts once. A hungry carpenter uses a Bacon Measuring Tape and measures his hunger, cuts once, chews a bunch. Not bad.
A good carpenter measures twice, cuts once. A hungry carpenter uses a Bacon Measuring Tape and measures his hunger, cuts once, chews a bunch. Not bad.

A good carpenter measures twice, cuts once. A hungry carpenter uses a Bacon Measuring Tape and measures his hunger, cuts once, chews a bunch. Not bad.

#dennys#bacon#carpentry#gif#lol
6 years ago / 898 notes
x 6 years agof 5,241 notes
  • wakey, wakey, eggs n’ bakey
  • risey, risey, burgs n’ friesy
  • wakey, wakey, salad n’ shakey
  • up and at ‘em, grand slammin’
  • rise and shine, pancake time
  • morning glory, coffee pouring
  • sunrise baby, waffles maybe?
  • get up! get up! OJ in the cup!
  • breakfast time, reckfest time
  • outta bed, hashbrown head!
  • eye’s open, omelete scopin’
#dennys#morning sayings#normal#text#lol
6 years ago / 5,241 notes