Denny's Diner

Signs of the impending abroccolypse are all around us.

Mirror, mirror,
on the wall—
who’s the Denniest
of them all?

In the secret, underground world of anthropomorphized diner sports, this Butter Diver deserves a gold medal.

In Diner mythology, the Dennotaur, was a creature with the head of a Denny’s on the body of a man.

The Apple Pieclops was a member of a primordial race of giants, each with a single pie in the middle of his forehead.

thegrandslams:

Sausage and Bacon can’t even go on a simple ski trip without being chased by hungry randos. 

Who let that guy on the ski lift with a knife and fork? Doesn’t seem safe.

AHHHHH BEWARE THE SAUSAGE MEDUSA! LEST YOU BE TURNED INTO STONE SAUSAGES! 

grand slamnesia

Hi I’d like to order a Grand Slam. Scrambled, please. And can I have a side of extra bacon? And a coffee. Hi. We’ll have a table for two, please? Oh. Right. Yes this booth is fine. Haha. Anyway, one Grand Slam with…sorry, what’s that? Oh just one Grand Slam. Why would I order two? Right, so a Grand Slam with extra bacon. And coffee. Two for breakfast please, a booth would be preferred. One Grand Slam, extra bacon, and a coffee. Oh you know what would be awesome? Denny’s. We should go to Denny’s! I’m craving a Grand Slam. Extra bacon, hot coffee. Wanna hit up Denny’s? Table for two, please. Thank you. Do you still have Grand Slams? Oh excellent. OK, one Grand Slam for me, extra bacon, and coffee.

dort-am-klavier:

I just had a dream about dennys. I just dreamt about waking up and going to frickin Denny’s. I’ve never ever stepped into a Denny’s before. I blame the tumblr page.

this has been a sponsored dream

(via dort-am-klavier-deactivated2018)

Bacon-Strip Poker

What would you do with a pile of pancakes? Use the middle images above and show us something funny (top and bottom are examples, obvi). Either submit it back to us or post it in the #dennys tag and we’ll share our favorites. Be creative and not gross (ok, maybe just a little gross).

more #cookbooks

  • The Catcher With The Pie 
  • Romeo and Drooliet 
  • Lord of the Fries
  • The Secret Garden (Of Snacks) 
  • Ham-let
  • The Old Pan and the Grease 
  • The Fellowship of the Onion Ring
  • To Grill A Mockingbird
  • A Clockwork Orange Juice
  • Something Liquid This Way Comes
  • A Farewell To Parms
  • Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Scone

Second round of #cookbooks. Get reading, get eating!

#CookBooks for World Book Day

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