Denny's Diner

Sausage power, you know, for all you electronics that run on meat-energy? Yeah those.

The soothing comfort, delicious smell, and fresh taste of a pancake-in-a-box: the breakfast tissue.

Gamble f’scrambles.

idk if you’ve ever heard this before but this guy under a bridge who said he was a wizard says that if you get a milkshake on friday the 13th it zeros out all the bad luck you were in for but don’t take it from denny’s, take it from the guy under a bridge who said he was a wizard.

CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE!

Mmm….can’t wait for the first eggcorns of spring!

MEAL!

OF!

FORTUNE!


(this works just like a click and drag, fyi)

Mmmm, thank you Batter Industries. 

thegrandslams:

BACONSPIRACY!

Soup + Loop = SLOOP!

Sloop it up, soupies!

That awesome recurring dream you have until your next visit to Denny’s.

Applying for this job.

OK but getting stuck in gritsand is a pretty delicious way to go.

The wildly rare Denus Frytrap.