Denny's Diner

Spring Chicken or Egg Plant?

vesperasparx:

So I went to Denny’s with some friends. Drew this while waiting for our food.

Mmmm a delicious pipe dream for the pancake enthusiast who wants an eternal meal. 

Darth Veggar 

Q: What does Bread Beard the pirate say?

A: CAAAARRRRGGHHHHBBBSSS!!

when we run out of syrup sometimes we harvest the sweet, delicious tears of the emu’s distant cousin, the rare emo bird.

The last time this guy spoke to his father he was storming out the front door while his dad yelled, “Get a real job!”

But look. He stayed true to himself. And now?

He is a champion.

(whispering) Here we see the extremely Rare PANda bear snacking on some bamboocon.

if you didn’t wear green today they say there are mischievous leprechauns sneaking around setting pranks and making your life difficult. well it’s almost march 18th, so here’s to you dodging those pesky leprechauns if they haven’t caught up to you yet. we believe in you, because you are real. unlike them. but if somehow they are and they’ve turned your home into some mouse-trap style obstacle course, you can come to denny’s where we’ll protect you, and never pinch you. unless you want to be pinched? but maybe not then either, probably just give you some pancakes or something. 

got gum in your hair?

let us help you

Knowledge is the food of…um…facts..?

This special pot of pancake gold emits a rainbow in a visual frequency that can only be seen by highly advanced humans, possibly mutants. Do you see the rainbow?

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

BATTER UP!

a denny’s haiku

why is bacon cooked
but cookies are baked you guys?
losing it right now