Denny's Diner

Totally normal burger picking! Normal!

Bacon it rain.

shout out to mother nature on this fine earth day, holding it down while father nature is probably on a couch somewhere stuffing his face with pancakes checking his golf app and worrying about which lights in the house are on

cheerfulwords:

Nice.

that time we tried ejector seats in our booths

snurger (snail burger)

Shake’s Peak

baconfidence

it took a long time to like myself, not just see myself as greasy and fattening. everyone said i was no good for them. but recently…recently i realized i have importance. i’m special. and you know what? people love me just for being me. now when i gaze into my reflection in the pan, you know what i see? a delicious, sizzlin’ hot piece of meat. 

Care to be tempted off this mortal coil? Dare to dine with the Mmmm Reaper.

Alacaslam it’s the Banana Bread French Toast Slam*!

*actually magic

Like bringing a knife to a bun fight.

spooky-cake:

I do not understand corporate memes

come to denny’s we’ll explain

The new Denny Dollar bill, complete with anti-counterfeit measures such as coffee stain mark, syrup-based ink, cereal numbers, and other hidden morsels, er, security features. 

Class dismissed.