9 things you NEVER knew about denny’s

1. The first Denny’s Diner to open was located on Pangea.
2. There is a haunted castle in Transylvania named Denny Manor, owned by a pancake-obsessed vampire.
3. We have elves. It’s a problem.
4. A Denny’s take-out box was discovered on the moon during an Apollo mission.
5. Before it was called a “grand slam” hitting a bases-loaded homerun was commonly called “bustin’ a boogaloo” which led to a promotion for the Breakfast Burger Boogaloo, a Grand Slam on baseball-shaped sliders.
6. There is a 62% higher chance of observing a UFO or meeting a friendly ghost when in a Denny’s parking lot.
7. Syrup bees exist.
8. There is absolutely zero gold in our pancakes so please stop asking us, Fred, and you have to stop bringing your metal detector to the diner. It’s time to move on.
9. Aging is the slow execution of youth, the wilting petals of folly, the coarse, forceful sands of time—but milkshakes will always be around.