Denny's Diner

Bacon trumps everything.

thegrandslams:

Do pancakes have abs? Click here to find out.

Gettin’ after that flat stomach.

THIS IS OUR 3,000TH POST ON TUMBLR!

Thank you so much, Denny’s Fam, for letting us get weird with you, for accepting us into this wonderful, earnest, creative community that we honestly love so much. It really is our utmost pride and pleasure to goof around on this great platform with such a brilliantly talented and beautifully bizarre group of users. 

Thanks for always asking “dennys u okay?” YOU make us okay.

CHEESE? GOOEY CHEESE?? GOO GOO GOOEY CHEESE!

tfw your grandma has the hottest car in the game and she just out there cruising for fun, breaking landspeed records like it’s nothing

Just enjoying a tasty broccolollipop. 

saying “open sesame” around a burger is rude. the sesame seeds are all like “open it yourself we’re stuck to this bun, man. also don’t eat us.”

Meet the Corn Colonel. 

Take a pic or vid of you dunking your fav food in your fav sauce. That’s the only req—everything else is up to you. Tag it #DennysDunkContest and you could be our guest judge at the College Slam. Peace, dunkies! http://on.fb.me/1DNWyg4

The beautiful hamulet is all anyone can talk about these days.

When you have that crazy powerful thirst. 

deep in the salty mines…

e-l-s-a-b-a:

one of these things is not like the other

Did you know..

sleepingwithdrdead:

There is not a sing Denny’s in the town I live in. >.

what is a “sing denny’s”? it sounds magical. 

CLEEAAARRR!!!!