a way of life

he’s on a spiritual journey at the moment. he’ll come back when he’s ready.

or, more likely, when you are ready.

well there’s the food and then there’s G.R.I.T.S.: Giant Robotic Intake Taste Sultans, which are basically these huge royal androids who try all of the edible items in the world and discern which are most delicious. They help us plan our menus. 

um wait…you want to go on a date with denny’s TO denny’s? a paradox like that just might destroy the fabric of the cosmos! and you wouldn’t want to do that, would you? cause like, you know, that’d mean no more denny’s. 

and no more dates.

for everyone :(

would you eat it, too, if you could? would you eat your shirt?