Denny's Diner

AHHHHH BEWARE THE SAUSAGE MEDUSA! LEST YOU BE TURNED INTO STONE SAUSAGES! 

Petition to make a dish called the slam and jam

please tell us you have something in mind that’s not just a grand slam covered in a heaping pile of jelly

grand slamnesia

Hi I’d like to order a Grand Slam. Scrambled, please. And can I have a side of extra bacon? And a coffee. Hi. We’ll have a table for two, please? Oh. Right. Yes this booth is fine. Haha. Anyway, one Grand Slam with…sorry, what’s that? Oh just one Grand Slam. Why would I order two? Right, so a Grand Slam with extra bacon. And coffee. Two for breakfast please, a booth would be preferred. One Grand Slam, extra bacon, and a coffee. Oh you know what would be awesome? Denny’s. We should go to Denny’s! I’m craving a Grand Slam. Extra bacon, hot coffee. Wanna hit up Denny’s? Table for two, please. Thank you. Do you still have Grand Slams? Oh excellent. OK, one Grand Slam for me, extra bacon, and coffee.

laszlotastic:

Important message left for my waitress at #dennys . #thetruthisoutthere #iwannabelieve

lol

dort-am-klavier:

I just had a dream about dennys. I just dreamt about waking up and going to frickin Denny’s. I’ve never ever stepped into a Denny’s before. I blame the tumblr page.

this has been a sponsored dream

(via dort-am-klavier-deactivated2018)

One of the most famous landmarks, the Eiffel Tower (of pancakes)!

Bacon-Strip Poker

What would you do with a pile of pancakes? Use the middle images above and show us something funny (top and bottom are examples, obvi). Either submit it back to us or post it in the #dennys tag and we’ll share our favorites. Be creative and not gross (ok, maybe just a little gross).

more #cookbooks

  • The Catcher With The Pie 
  • Romeo and Drooliet 
  • Lord of the Fries
  • The Secret Garden (Of Snacks) 
  • Ham-let
  • The Old Pan and the Grease 
  • The Fellowship of the Onion Ring
  • To Grill A Mockingbird
  • A Clockwork Orange Juice
  • Something Liquid This Way Comes
  • A Farewell To Parms
  • Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Scone

Second round of #cookbooks. Get reading, get eating!

Is Denny's even real?

Asked by thebeatlebird

if you believe in us we are

#CookBooks for World Book Day

mashupgenie:

dennys:

P A N D E M O N I U M

I’m disappointed denny’s, that is a waste of beautifully fluffy carbs

What you don’t see are all of the people out of frame catching the pancakes with their mouths…

(via mashupgenie)

P A N D E M O N I U M

meet us in the pit


bring your own food