Denny's Diner

OOOH HOLY HECK ARE YOU THE ONES WHO DID NANNERPUS??

Asked by carmenifold

nannerpus is love, nannerpus is life

You guys really need to make some batter puns

Asked by xratednow

nice

Mmmm, thank you Batter Industries. 

thegrandslams:

BACONSPIRACY!

Soup + Loop = SLOOP!

Sloop it up, soupies!

That awesome recurring dream you have until your next visit to Denny’s.

Applying for this job.

OK but getting stuck in gritsand is a pretty delicious way to go.

The wildly rare Denus Frytrap. 

Signs of the impending abroccolypse are all around us.

Mirror, mirror,
on the wall—
who’s the Denniest
of them all?

In the secret, underground world of anthropomorphized diner sports, this Butter Diver deserves a gold medal.

In Diner mythology, the Dennotaur, was a creature with the head of a Denny’s on the body of a man.

The Apple Pieclops was a member of a primordial race of giants, each with a single pie in the middle of his forehead.

thegrandslams:

Sausage and Bacon can’t even go on a simple ski trip without being chased by hungry randos. 

Who let that guy on the ski lift with a knife and fork? Doesn’t seem safe.