Denny's Diner

Hey Dennys - What is a grand slamwich? Why is it real? I just found out it existed and I am very distressed by the fact that there is a breakfast on bread. Understandably it is a breakfast sandwich, but why would you make an existing meal a sandwich? I don't understand why the meal can't just be eaten off a plate. I have no argument against it, I am just very befuddled by its existence and would like a bit of information. I apologize for my curiousity.

Asked by wiisportspro

Did your parents never tell you about breads and plates? You see, some people like their breakfast in sandwich form, on a bread. And others like it simply on a plate. They’re both perfectly fine ways to consume a breakfast. Neither is better than the other, they just both exist. You said, “I don’t understand why the meal can’t just be eaten off a plate.” It can! That’s a Grand Slam! But say you aren’t a plate person and you want your breakfast on a bread? Well, that’s why we have a Grand Slamwich. It’s the sandwich version. With bread. Whatever your preference, we want you to be happy.

tl;dr: options.

I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me.

love| l ə v |

noun

1. an intense feeling of deep affection: pancakes fill humans with intense feelings of love | their love for their breakfast 

2. a reference to a Foreigner song: I want to know what love is / I want you to show me / I want to feel what love is / I know you can show me

Sausage power, you know, for all you electronics that run on meat-energy? Yeah those.

The soothing comfort, delicious smell, and fresh taste of a pancake-in-a-box: the breakfast tissue.

Gamble f’scrambles.

idk if you’ve ever heard this before but this guy under a bridge who said he was a wizard says that if you get a milkshake on friday the 13th it zeros out all the bad luck you were in for but don’t take it from denny’s, take it from the guy under a bridge who said he was a wizard.

CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE!

Wheres the beef

Asked by lip54

in various entrées 

Mmm….can’t wait for the first eggcorns of spring!

This blog is unreal

Asked by sandraizuhkat

DO WE NOT EXIST??!?!!?!?!1111


*EXISTENTIAL FREAK OUT*

MEAL!

OF!

FORTUNE!


(this works just like a click and drag, fyi)

You should make a clothing line that has pockets big enough to put pancakes in.

you sound like a v smart young entrepreneur. we support you. 

why are you so attractive?

food is hot

what exactly is this blog supposed to be....?

Asked by nylynx

…a blog?