when we run out of syrup sometimes we harvest the sweet, delicious tears of the emu’s distant cousin, the rare emo bird.
The last time this guy spoke to his father he was storming out the front door while his dad yelled, “Get a real job!”
But look. He stayed true to himself. And now?
He is a champion.
if you didn’t wear green today they say there are mischievous leprechauns sneaking around setting pranks and making your life difficult. well it’s almost march 18th, so here’s to you dodging those pesky leprechauns if they haven’t caught up to you yet. we believe in you, because you are real. unlike them. but if somehow they are and they’ve turned your home into some mouse-trap style obstacle course, you can come to denny’s where we’ll protect you, and never pinch you. unless you want to be pinched? but maybe not then either, probably just give you some pancakes or something.
This special pot of pancake gold emits a rainbow in a visual frequency that can only be seen by highly advanced humans, possibly mutants. Do you see the rainbow?
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
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