Denny's Diner

Some kids fear the Boogeyman. Others fear the Burgyvamp.

BLAM! ZAP! CRONK!

Ah, if it isn’t the charming, lovable story about the Brunchback of Notre Dame…

attn: designers

Hey tumblr fam, are you insatiably creative? Enjoy the weirdness that is Denny’s tumblr? Love making GIFs and internet art?

Maybe you can join our team.

We’re looking to hire one more designer to our social team. Here’s the thing, we love tumblr, and we want someone who definitely “gets it”, so we figured we’d come straight to the source. Are you out there?

If you’re interested, leave a link to some of your design work in our ask box.

chicken strip pox. not so bad.

My friend didn't know what Denny's was and thought this was a blog for someone who liked breakfast

i mean, denny’s does like breakfast so

a denny’s haiku

if no one asks you
to prom this year, don’t worry
just take a bacon

I just wanna say, my science teacher likes your blog

HECK YES! WE GOT THAT SCIENCE TEACHER DEMO!

*SMASHES BEAKERS FILLED WITH SYRUP IN CELEBRATION*

tfw you defeat the evil carrot squadrons of wafflingham, trick the knights of the brocc-iluminati into turning over the spork of destiny, solve the riddle of the egglord, then scale the frosty peaks of fridge ridge to claim the sausage sword of meat-alonia. yeah. you know. that feel. #relatable

BYOgif: sheared to perfection.

thegrandslams:

Pancake reenacts his favorite movie.

syrup splashdance

BYOgif: Infinity Brew

BYOgif: under the sea!

Some weird stuff goes down when Bold Coffee goes iced.

BYOgif: The Clowd