The new Denny Dollar bill, complete with anti-counterfeit measures such as coffee stain mark, syrup-based ink, cereal numbers, and other hidden morsels, er, security features.
have you ever noticed that the second half of the word broccoli sounds eerily like “collie”?
and that collies have famously helped people who have fallen in wells.
“wells” rhymes with “yells”.
that’s what people do when they are trying to get help.
and you know what? yell is how the super cool kids shorten the word yellow, like in “that banana is totally yells”
this is where it gets weird guys. yellow has two “ll”s.
you know what word also has two “ll”s?
broccolluminati
are you paying attention?
are you seeing the signs?
stay vigilant, stay in school.
you know that feeling when you are a denny’s restaurant and someone asks you to prom and you end up going anyway even though you are clearly a diner but whatever it’s cool but you’re a bit nervous while you’re getting ready, making sure your tux-e-dough looks just right and that you got the right color corsausage or butternniere and worrying that your cucumberbun makes you look classy not tacky or that the lemonzine driver isn’t a weirdo nut and that you brought enough bread for all the expenses and that most of all by the end of the night you’ll be smoothie enough to slow jam beneath the crisco ball and dream that a diner could be crowned prom royalty? um, you know that feeling?
embrace your uncomfort zone, have another bite
embrace your comforter zone, eat breakfast in bed
embrace your mumford zone, eat out of a silly rustic hat
embrace your sunburn zone, fry an egg on the sidewalk
embrace your nuncomfort zone, buy a nun a milkshake
embraid your spaghetti hair, it is beautiful
encase yrr slumber phone
embray u uncle cone
chambray t-shirt boat
brace yr blanket fort
syrup face ansel elgort
enbrase yoru uncomfter zon e
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