Denny's Diner

tip for finals

remember. in most equations, f stands for fries, n stands for noodles and x stands for eggs. hope this helps.

Step back folks, nothing to see here, just let us do our jobs ok?

the grand slam-lin. the hamlin n’ cheese sandwich. clam-lin chowder. denny hamlin knows a good food pun when he hears one.

DINER KOMBAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT!

Totally normal burger picking! Normal!

Bacon it rain.

shout out to mother nature on this fine earth day, holding it down while father nature is probably on a couch somewhere stuffing his face with pancakes checking his golf app and worrying about which lights in the house are on

cheerfulwords:

Nice.

that time we tried ejector seats in our booths

snurger (snail burger)

Shake’s Peak

baconfidence

it took a long time to like myself, not just see myself as greasy and fattening. everyone said i was no good for them. but recently…recently i realized i have importance. i’m special. and you know what? people love me just for being me. now when i gaze into my reflection in the pan, you know what i see? a delicious, sizzlin’ hot piece of meat. 

Care to be tempted off this mortal coil? Dare to dine with the Mmmm Reaper.

Alacaslam it’s the Banana Bread French Toast Slam*!

*actually magic

Like bringing a knife to a bun fight.