Denny's Diner
x 6 years agof 573,964 notes

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

#dennys#text#jobs#college#lessons#advice#thoughts#education
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Um…he has a bun…for a heart? Or something? Also bun skin? They both have bun skin. OK. Just go with it.
Um…he has a bun…for a heart? Or something? Also bun skin? They both have bun skin. OK. Just go with it.

Um…he has a bun…for a heart? Or something? Also bun skin? They both have bun skin. OK. Just go with it. 

#dennys#movies#heartbun#classic#mega hit#blockbuster#franchise opp
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Baby Mac, Mac Daddy.
Baby Mac, Mac Daddy.

Baby Mac, Mac Daddy.

#dennys#mac and cheese#mac daddy#lol#gif
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Bring the succulent scents of America’s favorite diner into your home.Bring the succulent scents of America’s favorite diner into your home.Bring the succulent scents of America’s favorite diner into your home.Bring the succulent scents of America’s favorite diner into your home.

Bring the succulent scents of America’s favorite diner into your home.

#dennys#candles#lol#breezeburger#midnight eggs
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Some of your crazy business dads go to work every day just like this and you have no idea.
Some of your crazy business dads go to work every day just like this and you have no idea.

Some of your crazy business dads go to work every day just like this and you have no idea.

#dennys#fancy shoes#pancakes#bouncing#gif
6 years ago / 1,046 notes

Meanwhile, at #dennysdennys…

#dennys#dennysdennys#meanwhile at#poetry#haiku#video#denny hamlin
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After a hard day, nothing is more relaxing than the syrupy suds of a waffle bath.
After a hard day, nothing is more relaxing than the syrupy suds of a waffle bath.

After a hard day, nothing is more relaxing than the syrupy suds of a waffle bath.

#dennys#waffles#bath#gif#relaxation#tips
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How to make a burger blush: float him a swiss-kiss.
How to make a burger blush: float him a swiss-kiss.

How to make a burger blush: float him a swiss-kiss.

#dennys#kisses#gif#lol#burger
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when you’re struggling to hit that word count on your term paper
when you’re struggling to hit that word count on your term paper

when you’re struggling to hit that word count on your term paper

#dennys#finals#papers#breakfast
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Ye olde Denny-farthing.
Ye olde Denny-farthing.

Ye olde Denny-farthing.

#dennys#denny-farthing#penny-farthing#gif#animation#loop
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im-cilantro: “dennys I have completed your quest. But where is the treasure? I was expecting the end to tell me how to steal the declaration of independence. ” you gotta work harder than that, nic cage.
im-cilantro: “dennys I have completed your quest. But where is the treasure? I was expecting the end to tell me how to steal the declaration of independence. ” you gotta work harder than that, nic cage.

im-cilantro:

dennys I have completed your quest. But where is the treasure? I was expecting the end to tell me how to steal the declaration of independence.

you gotta work harder than that, nic cage.

#dennys#reblog
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Balanced Diet, Caffeine
Balanced Diet, Caffeine

Balanced Diet, Caffeine

#dennys#submission#art
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" say cheese, say cheese, say cheese "

- a persistent photographer or the inner monologue of a cheese salesman after he asks what your favorite food is
#dennys#quote#quotes#cheese#yummy cheese#smile#lol
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diner superheroes

• Souperman
• Wonder Bread Woman
• Batpan
• The Incredible Yolk
• Daredeviled Eggs
• Mr. Pantastic
• Silver Server
• Flash Gourdon
• Feast
• Hambit
• Iceman
• Napkin America
• Magmeato
• Waffle Iron Man
• Cider-Man
• Bean Lantern
• Toast Rider
• Bunisher
• Cychops
• Moons Over My Hammy Knight
• Fudge Dredd
• Professor Eggsavier

#dennys#National Superhero Day#food#text#list#lol
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Introducing the New Denny’s Flaptop® - The Laptop You Can Eat!™
Introducing the New Denny’s Flaptop® - The Laptop You Can Eat!™

Introducing the New Denny’s Flaptop® - The Laptop You Can Eat!™ 

#dennys#laptop#flapjacks#flaptop#computers#eat it#lol#gif
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