You probably get this a lot, but is this blog actually run by Denny's? I mean I just have been assuming that it is.
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a sentient denny’s restaurant with special hands for blogging
a sentient denny’s restaurant with special hands for blogging
JUDGE: Miss Baconnecticut, it’s Valentine’s Day and your beau has just given you the perfect gift. What is this wonderful present that makes you the happiest slice of pork in the pan?
MISS BACONNECTICUT: A rare Pepe.
JUDGE: Miss Oreggon, your question is: which came first? The chicken, or the egg?
MISS OREGGON: Dude. Come on.
JUDGE: Miss Iowaffle, in your opinion, what makes America great?
MISS IOWAFFLE: America is like one big waffle iron, with all the good stuff crammed in and cooked together or something? And, um, ready to have delicious butter slid across its surface, melting and seeping into its squares, which are kind of like the states? Yes. And the butter is freedom probably. Right. That’s why America is great. Butter. Melting. Freedom.
only if he sings “the pros and cons of eating”
not sure what this means but i like it
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