Denny's Diner

The majestic fox pauses in its domain to contemplate all that it has, all that it knows, all that it wants you to know.

GUARANTEED SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER… probably. 

graciegirl915:

dennys:

Hey Denny’s fam, don’t forget to give your mom a sappy Mother’s Day card this weekend. Like literally buy a card, stick it in the envelope and then load that same envelope with maple syrup. She’ll love it!

I had no idea what to give her this year. Thanks, Denny’s

You’re welcome - to you and your mom.

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Hey Denny’s fam, don’t forget to give your mom a sappy Mother’s Day card this weekend. Like literally buy a card, stick it in the envelope and then load that same envelope with maple syrup. She’ll love it!

Is this what they mean when they say “lost in the stacks”?

Hehe! Tis I! The Shake King! O what a glorious day it is, to be dressed in my traditional garb, sitting in a smooth booth in the sanctity of Shakeland, aka Denny’s, aka my kingdom, where I am respected! Appreciated, even! Far from the office dunces, Kyle and Chet, with their cruel jokes, their misunderstanding of my royalty, their disrespect for mine title, the intramural basketball team they never invited me to…

anatomy of a hamburger

He’s got a good head on his shoulders. 

science-justin:

dennys:

And don’t forget to visit us Online!

Their meme department is growing faster and more aware every day

lol what do u mean this is a 100% bonafide genuine Internet Advertisement for the Internet.

Online!

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The Burg of Man

when you’re taking that final and all you can think about is gobbling eggs.

attn: please stop calling the restaurant and asking if we are indeed the “cinco de MAY-O number 1 maniac mayonaise party spot” because we are not and also that’s not a thing and second also that’s not what cinco de mayo is you mayonaise loving weirdo.