Denny's Diner

dennys have you ever had a cheeky nandos

a cheeky nandos? what’s all this then? naw mate, never heard of nandos. you ever had a cheeky denny’s though? it’s when you’ve just had a wild one, a total futurama, mate, bender from the future. it’s getting late and marcus, ledge-fund manager extraordinaire, suggests stopping off for a cheeky dennys before heading back to the flat. tim just got sick on his trainers but he’s like “no you know wot that’s the ticket, a cheeky dennys would bring me right back quick snap, i’m hank marvin fellas” so you pop into denn-denn and your group might as well be VIP cause it’s top lads only and the food is coming hot and quick but not as hot and quick as the proper banty-banty shanty, led by none other than the mad lad Preston who is basically William Bantner, straight out of this world with his bants-pants, Star Trek style, right? It’s such a top notch top quality time that even the waitress is all “wots this, mates? you lads tellin’ banterbury tales?” and then she offers you all a free round of eggs and you’re like “let’s smash it.” 

This is breakfast country. 

denn thoughts

We’ve idenntified the peanut butter cup pancake breakfast as Denny’s most undenniably decadennt menu item. People will dennounce our findings but we remain confidennt. Who are these people anyway? What are their credenntials? Did they go to denntistry school? Were they studennt body presidennt? Did they do trials on the tendenncy of rodennts to suddennly start salivating when faced with different dennominations of Denny’s? It saddenns me to see people so unable to broadenn their horizons.

That Grand Clam Breakfast is very popular at the bottom of the sea.

Please, my friend.

did you know the real reason you’re not supposed to wake someone who is sleep walking is because you’ll ruin the dreamland personal journey they are on that is meshing with reality and almost always concludes at denny’s i mean why do you think people are always like “we ended up at denny’s at 3 am somehow” ?

most popular baby names

  • molly
  • hayden
  • sara
  • kyle
  • wheaton
  • mariana
  • eggbert
  • jamison
  • pandrew
  • milkington
  • jimberlee
  • snake
  • dennis
  • waffledude

jump up and down inside a burger if you’d have a denny’s themed party 

Ode to French Fries

French is the language of love
Your foreign tongue delights mine
Faced with a mélange of sides
I choose you, in lieu of them all
Starch-crossed lovers, we’ve been together before
Each bite is déjà vu
I give you carte blanche to join any entrée
But I need only you, a la carte
We arrive at the final bite, the coup de grace
But you are forever my salty confidante

We told him a sawsage wouldn’t be a useful tool but he just had to have one anyway.

mothers

thank you for having us, feeding us, cleaning us, clothing us, teaching us, making us laugh, explaining the world, making sure we’re safe and protected even when we’re being total buttheads, for making us finish our plates, taking us to the doctor and dentist or wherever we need to go, especially when we’re pre-16 teens and have a need to be driven absolutely everywhere, thanks for making sure we have a jacket, thanks for all of this and so much more, thanks for just doing one of the absolute hardest jobs in the world, for free, without much thanks, 24/7, 365, with a full heart and a full stress level. seriously, thank you. mom rules. kids drool. 

pretty hardcore stuff

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dennys:

ah, a rare set of salt and pepe 

….thank you for ruining something I LOVE with all of my heart!!!

oh man! honestly, we’d never want to do that! v, v, v sorry that our pepe joke contribution obliterated your enjoyment of a meme*

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ah, a rare set of salt and pepe