Denny's Diner

here’s a weird phrase:

“bacon daddy”

carry on

it’s almost summer, get the pool noodles ready!

Can’t wait to visit

  • The Great Burger of Giza
  • The Egg Mahal
  • The Great Waffle of China

ever love someone so much you just want to “eat them up”?

A Denny’s Haiku

yearbook signing tip.
eggs don’t like it if you try
to sign their crack, guys.

Come on, Grahn.

too pure

BRING BACK NANNERPUSS

have you seen him? last we heard he was selling fake watches in alleyways downtown but then someone else said he ran away with some not-to-be-named hot young celebrity so who knows what’s going on. if you see him tell him we miss him and love him and to wear a dang jacket it’s chilly out! also lay off the sky diamonds. 

relatable 

what is your opinion on bees

Asked by foxnewsanchor

bees cool

justin, you got your degree. me and your mom are so proud.
but, now what? all you’ve done since graduation is eat at Denny’s.
you need a plan. less pancakes, more plancakes. you’ve got hambition, but no ambition. you talk about makin something of yourself but so far you’re just bacon something of yourself. do ya really think you’ll climb the ladder eating t-bone steak? gimme a t-bone break. if you got all this diner passion why don’tcha be a sausage director or a soup broker… manage eggs…  i dunno…

“high stakes”

Denny's how you feel about No Control?

it should be the next single